her: what do you pray for when you’re at church? or are you not allowed to tell me?
me: uh, it’s a meditative thing for me but most of the time, i pray for patience because i’m pretty impatient.
her: oh… oh, that’s good. i wouldn’t think to pray for that, if i ever prayed.
me: well, what did you think i prayed for?
her: you know, appliances and shit.
