February 2010
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i call bullshit. how the f does that beat out...
THIS IS HORRIBLY OUT OF TUNE, TAYLOR.
January 2010
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on the news: "she's had her toyota for years now...
yeah, that’s called ‘fucking stupid.’ get off the road, lady.
Today, the extent of my contact with the outside...
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Watchi love you, david letterman.
carding for cotton
lol my sister just got id’ed for buying towels at bloomingdale’s.
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consider this:
all these stories of religious apparitions would be so much more believable if they took the following form:
“the virgin mary, seemingly floating above a tree, appeared to three young shepherds… (insert meat of the story + life lesson here)… then she gave them ice cream.”
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i really didn’t need to google info on jd salinger only to find out that he used to drink his own urine. and here i thought peeing in the shower was a little suspect.
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if i could be paid $10 bucks everytime someone...
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lots of people sell their wares on etsy, including...
people really buy this shit?
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“who’re you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?”
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i'm giving fleet foxes a turn on winamp. their...
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today's lesson: always back-up your music files...
suck suck suck.
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if everyone was an idealist, this speech would...
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Historic Hasid-Hipster Powwow Proves the Value of... →
Best Comment thus far: As worrying as it is that a tiny, ethnically unified subculture of ultraconservatives gets to dictate transit policy in the largest city in the nation whenever it feels like flexing its electoral muscle, the Williamsburg 10-speed set should be deported to Guam and allowed to travel back to NYC only by bicycle. My wife and I were walking down the sidewalk in W-burg a few...
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Organic cookies are so true to form that it...
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seriously, humans: stop with the sex tapes. do it...
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Jennifer Hudson - Let It Be
beautiful
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finale
“Before we end this rodeo, a few things need to be said. There has been a lot of speculation in the press about what I legally can and can’t say about NBC. To set the record straight, tonight I am allowed to say anything I want. And what I want to say is this: between my time at Saturday Night Live, The Late Night Show, and my brief run here on The Tonight Show, I have worked with NBC...
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Volunteers in Haiti take a breath, find time to... →
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i had no clue you could rock a dna test with shit from a diaper. thanks, john edwards.
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the do do bird is back
i took an exam in march 2008, results which are acceptable by a program for 2 years. this means the scores are not good after march 2010.
application to the program is due february 2010.
i called admissions and they said that yes, the scores will be accepted.
i email the department office earlier to confirm and i get an email back that says, no, they will not be accepted and that i need to pay...
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DeLexus Hennessey
“DeLexus is your loveable ghetto fabulous street queen. Sweet and sassy, she knows everyone and everywhere. Be warned though, drive her past a mall and she’s gonna want some Prada. Download DeLexus’ Garmin voice. Word.”
bought.
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i have a 15 minute crush on michael buble. i do realize, however, that he is a total whore, so i’m gonna go and listen to some jay-z and shake that shit out.
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the tonight show with jay leno conan o’brien jay leno
the late show with jimmy fallon <- ick
also, have you seen a jimmy fallon show lately? i’m almost positive they have a guy on set waving around a cue card with “LAUGH!” AND “APPLAUD!” in big block letters but even so, the audience barely bites.
way to go, nbc.
