there’s an old man in my building who’s getting progressively pervy as the years go by. at first i thought he was a sweet old man, but now it’s become full-on staring and pedo smiling in the elevator. and with that, another one joins dad-who-talks-though-his-kid on elevator avoidance list.
We were shitty back then then, but it was better.
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that other one is a satirical take on what it means to be a young, semiprofessional, spoiled city dweller in 2012
a batshit crazy broad changed her tampon in front of me on the train in the late 90s. that’s my contribution to this post. lol.
pretty sure i quoted this before but i always come back to it when i generally feel like shite because it’s so very, very true.
(Source: vogueweekend, via pianistiron)
fuck this day that looks like night.
purchased and very pleased with it.
Reading this now, absolutely hilarious. I don’t think it comes out in the States until May, but you can order it via the other sellers option on Amazon from the UK. Do it.
